MyRamblings

Instead of a Therapist, I got a Twitter Account KCCO

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Did you hear? The inventor of the throat lozange has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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What do you call a blonde woman doing a handstand?

A brunette with bad breath

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How do blind people know when they are done wiping

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Women wake up yawning, man wake up with a hard-on.

You do the math?

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My sperm count is so high, you have to chew before you can swallow.

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@Thebiglade Buying your shit back from your own garage sale

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Ladies, next the your at the pharmacy, grab a box of condoms and ask the pharmacist where the fitting room is.

They LOVE That

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How do you know when the female bartender is mad at you?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.

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Theres a new sign up at the local whore house,

"Beat It, Were Closed"

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Come on ladies, be honest, being a girl is EASY. You have a Vagina.

Getting laid is about as hard as Pre-K Math

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Do you know what the best part about getting a Blow Job from an an Ethiopian is?

You can bet your ASS that bitch is going to swallow.

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Wendy's surge pricing,

Their Bud Light moment???

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#TheCurseOfOakIsland #expeditionUnknown

Who watches this BullShit???

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@urmumsausername I think you missed a spot

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@LauraSensFan No top required with that rack

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@JohnLaird I agree

[John Laird @JohnLaird]

Who watches the stupidest show on television "The Masked Singer"

WHY?????

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@SjamaanN Yes

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Can someone tell Savanah Guthrie to wash her hair???