Stoner Babble

Tic Tok:

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

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[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

A man stands up for 2 teenage girls that were talking their first ride on a plane & were excited so they were giggling & laughing,but doing nothing wrong. So a man starts yelling at them to shut up & that’s when another man steps in & tells him to talk to him that way & he didn’t

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

How does Santa get around tariffs?

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@McDonalds why when I remove all the condiments from my burger I save zero money. If I want to add mayo it’s .39 cents? Asking for America. #robbery #mayo

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@crematedalive

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@crematedalive You doin it

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@crematedalive I’d like to devil your eggs

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@crematedalive

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Goff and the Lions pulling up to the NFC Championship game

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you see this tweet go ahead and retweet it for me because Elon unfollows people from my account in the middle of the night like some kind of Incelf on the Shelf™ and you might need to check if you're still following me, too

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

Thanks for clearing that up, Jesus.

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@crematedalive You doin it!

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 5 free gifts ? I‘m claiming 5 free gifts, valued at $73.47
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[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real?

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@Gelatin0us_Cube Agree

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

Is This still a tweet or do I say I sent an X?

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@JoeyMannarinoUS A simple Google search shows some numbers for you. I know that’s tough to do in your make believe world. Majority of rape in this country is committed by white people. Hopefully I didn’t interrupt your thinking for your next fear mongering fake tweet.

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Nobody called you.

[Stoner Babble @BabbleStoner]

@nicksortor So

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The Secret Service is closing the White House cocaine investigation.

Don't get me wrong. No one should have cocaine in the White House, but I find it a bit ridiculous to hold a press conference about it as if Russia just nuked New York City.

Imagine if our politicians worried as much about homelessness, mental health, hate crimes, income inequality and our national debt as they do this tiny bag of cocaine.