Bad Advice Beholder

My name is Timmy B. Holder. I'm just here to help adventurers out with my sage like advice. And to share the parts of Beholder life you don't normally see. #DnD

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Real talk. I've been trying but depression is really hitting hard, haven't been very up to tweeting. Or feeling creative. 😓

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To assure best accuracy in ranged attacks shoot first. Then declare whatever you hit was your target. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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@Princess_Tsu I believe that is for our eye to decide.

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@Princess_Tsu This is horrible. We have higher standards.

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Any creature can be a mount. Just hop on, hold on and show confidence. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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Lee attacking the ghost! His physical immunity has to run out sometime! #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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Let the smaller members of your party, dwarf sand gnomes, trip all the taps. The smaller they are the less the damage. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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It's only a twenty foot hallway leading to the next chamber. Just light your torch and sprint down it. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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Raising dead companions as undead is cheaper than true resurrection. #dndtips #DnD #RPG

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Angered the king? Kill him and take his job. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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There's no reason not to trust illusions. Deep down inside they're real people. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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RT if you're into kinky sex or a wizard.

Or just a kinky sexy wizard.

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Try to get enemies to focus on your ranged member. A shorter distance makes it easier to hit them. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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@LoserMcTool Only the REALLY valuable stuff will survive. Trust me, total legit.

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Your party doesn't need a dedicated healer. Just put all you skill points into Heal. #dnd #dndtips #RPG

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No lockpick? Just dump the whole vial of acid on the treasure chest lid.

#dnd #dndtips

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Can't beat the dragon's AC? Get swallowed by it, no scales on the inside. #dnd #dndtips

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@kurtbuhler Oh you know how life gets busy. Those adventurers aren't going to kill themselves. . Well, most of the time.

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@ComicsNFlagons There is only one real tip. Accept the fact that you have no idea what you are doing. The rest will fall into place.

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Reading spell descriptions is a waste of time. If the name of the spell fits the just cast it. #dnd #dndtips