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Guys have such cute butts, riight~? ☆ Oh, yeah. Insert something here about me being THE HATCHER. Hey! I'm serious about my job...! But /butts/! [Genderbent AU]

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Gonna spend my entire day watching the hotties dance in the Kimono Theatre because That's What Dreams Are Made Of. 👘💞

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

HELL, YOU ALL NEED TO LOVE YOURSELVES. DON'T FALL UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF CREEPS. THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR THEM.

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@TsunSilver THAT SHIT AIN'T WORTH IT AND I'M ALMOST PRETTY CERTAIN THE "NEW" OUTFIT IS TEN TIMES WORSE
LOVE YOURSELF

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@TsunSilver Lmao leave the agency!! It's not hard

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@TsunSilver Why the fuck are you wearing it, then???

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@TsunSilver Last night, but since then, I've developed hunger for lots of things!! Massive eggs, bacon, sausages, touching a hot guy's ass, etc,,,

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Massive egg sounds yum af, don't judge me

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@TsunSilver Yeah but like when you're hungry your vision becomes blurred and you tend to see things MASSIVE EGG haha

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

I'd be out of a job if THAT happened!!!!!

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Whoops, almost used a Poké egg to make scrambled eggs for breakfast lmao close one haha

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Pretty sure Easter's about Arceus descending from the moon to give everyone Poké Eggs to hatch
HAPPY belated EASTER, EVERYONE

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Deadass, fam 💯🔥🔥👌😤

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I wanna touch his ass;
His hot, sexy ass 💘💘💘💙💙💙
#WorldPoetryDay

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

Writing cool pickup lines as we speak 👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨🌝

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

"Girls can't use pick up lines"

UM 'SCUSE U?????
ITS 2017, GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING EVEN TOUCH BUTTS LEL

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@AgThief Unlike them, I'd never reject you, silvkins. NEVER.

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@AgThief How dare they reject a perfect redhead angel like u,,, 😢

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@AgThief ,,,WHAT, WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN??? I KNEW IT. UNLESS YOURE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@AgThief It's Very important, I promise!!

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...So...Did it hurt?

[Gold ゴールド @BabeOfBilliards]

@AgThief I have a question for you, hottie.