Mark Roberts

Real life X-Man. Mild autism has given me super-powers and a penchant for fine dining. Yes I know it's not a baboon.

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@GBNEWS @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan @christopherhope If you're sorry, pay then! Offer to refund them.

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@davidvance @MayorofLondon When you want to give to the bridge but there's a lady in the way.

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@TalkTV What a fraud.

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Watching #TheUnspeakable - the victims need justice. #BaboonLibido

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@rachelzegler Be giving this a miss...

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@mariannaspring @phoebeluckhurst "They looked at me a bit funny!"

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Up. #BaboonLibido

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Craggy. #BaboonLibido

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@RitaPanahi Er...

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@KalamineG @JoeyMannarinoUS Giggling...

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Black Holes! They can go fuck themselves, and everything around them can join in too.

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@tonyblackburn Schools, yes. Estates and parks, yes. But everywhere? That's just plain stupid. This obsession with making life difficult for anyone who drives a car - what the hell is that all about? Net zero hysterics? If the government cared about kids safety, look at the crap food they eat.

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Swanky offices. Not mine. #BaboonLibido

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@amandajplatell Probably just finding someone to countersign the £5.2 million cheque. #Sorted

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@amandajplatell Such a drip. £5.2 million bonus. Cleaners everywhere are like "ugh".

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@JimFergusonUK "Excuse me. Why does God need a starship?"

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@RitaPanahi God, we're in hell. Think this is why @ElonMusk is ramping up @SpaceX - time to leave...

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@LozzaFox She's so bad - in any other organisation it would be embarrassing.

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@Nigel_Farage Board next presumably...

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@GBNEWS Ugh. Knob. Hugs and kisses from Iraq.