Sydney Baboon

They tried to make me go to RPA and I said No No No

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

Hey @GladysB my demands are as follows:
1 fuelled plane;
1 tn bananas;
6 bottles of rum.
If these demands aren’t met in 1 hour I think you know how this ends. #baboon

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

I was wondering when you two were going to get here!! #noidea

[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

#BREAKING: Two deer have been spotted on the loose in Leichhardt in inner west Sydney. More details to come. #9News

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@SamanthaX_real @tfswebb Great thanks. I assume you take bananas 🍌

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@SamanthaX_real @tfswebb We do know a lot of things Samantha. While I’m here can I book in for a sex therapy session. Ever since they gave me the snip I’ve been having trouble with intimacy

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@tfswebb I’m a smart guy, what can I say?

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@LucyCormack Hey Lucy 😉

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@wendy_harmer @robbie_buck @abcsydney Yep all good - just give me a yell when you need me. BTW my voice is a little squeaky after they gave me the snip!

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

Can you human fuckers sort your shit out, this virus of yours is really starting to mess with my cousins? #covid19australia

[The Sun @TheSun]

Hungry monkeys fight over a banana in Thailand as tourist numbers plummet because of coronavirus

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@gradecricketer Yes mate I’m keen. They just gave me the snip so I’ll need to borrow a box! #Baboons

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

For the record this was a voluntary procedure. I grew tired of my wives’ insistence on condoms #baboons

[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

The baboon which escaped to the grounds of the RPA earlier this week has finally had his scheduled vasectomy,

More: https://t.co/eTMwIC3JzP

#9News

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@cherry_LA Look it’s not so much that I want more kids (heaven knows that dozen I already have are a nightmare), I just feel I won’t be the same man afterwards you know.

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

We are already working on a tunnel. Don’t tell anyone. #Baboons

[The Daily Telegraph @dailytelegraph]

#Baboon update: The three baboons whose ballsy escape captivated Sydney yesterday are resting up ahead of tomorrow's rescheduled vasectomy... #Baboonwatch
https://t.co/EaaEBvKloq

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@AaronDodd That’s just so deeply offensive to me and my fellow baboons. I know you are just trying to make a joke but to compare my noble race to that rabble is beyond the pale. Delete your account. #baboons

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@joelwerner Mate, even if the vasectomy was an idle threat, I wasn’t waiting around to find out! #baboons

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@fatstackman @ScottMorrisonMP How dare you? Craig is a much lower order of primate thank you very much.

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@ScottMorrisonMP hey scomo, now that I’ve got a bit of spare time on my hands, would you like me to draft your climate change policy? I don’t know what monkey you hired first time around, but mate this baboon can do so much better #baboons

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@abcmatt There were many things put on the table. I don’t want to give too much away but I can report that my manhood is intact! #Baboons #novasectomy

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

Boy was it hard to find a drink last night! Sydney was much more lively last time I was here! #Baboons

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@danutakozaki @antonette_news @BreakfastNews How do you think I feel about it?? #Baboons

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

You’re telling me!

[Michael Rowland @mjrowland68]

Hate to be the killjoy on the #Baboon story, but let's keep in mind what some of them are being subjected to.

[Sydney Baboon @BaboonSydney]

@ScottMorrisonMP hey scomo, now that I’ve got a bit of spare time on my hands, would you like me to draft your climate change policy? I don’t know what monkey you hired first time around, but mate this baboon can do so much better #baboons