Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey

Just a baby trying to make friends. Tweets are transcribed by Momma and Daddy.

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

I caught a sprained ankle from Dad yesterday at the zoo.

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

*to the tune of Old Town Road*
"I had enough of this song, I want 'Baby Shark' huh"

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

*swatting flies*
"I'm swatting your flies, assholes!"

[Spencer 'Dingus' Roberts @spencipoo57]

I did a #Science #experiment with @BabyLogan3 (my inquisitive 3 year old) involving crushing a pressure vessel!

Thanks to @donttrythis, @JamieNoTweet, and @MythBusters for the #inspiration!

#engineering #txst #pressure #steam #crush #kids #homeschool #NeverStopLearning

[Imogene Cancellare, PhD @biologistimo]

My husband @ecologistMC out there weighing wood duck ducklings in solo cups and it’s so fluffy I wanna die

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

I love playing in boxes and pretending to be an animal.

I think it's mean to MAKE people live in boxes and cages and treat them like animals.

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

Had a big day at the zoo! Now for a well deserved nap!

#zoo #Houston #IndependenceDay #4thofJuly #tired #nap #goats

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

#sundayfishsketch with Dad!!

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

Me: "[A tauntaun] doesn't have any bones."
@shesuplateagain: "Then what's their skeleton made out of?"
Me: "Two bears."

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

.@GuyFieri on Triple-D: "What does Florida make you think of?"
Me, a 3 year old: "Swamp boats."

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

Just working on my letters. You know how I be.

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

*singing along to country music*
"...and I got a saddle frog!"

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

Daddy: "Ugh this is so stupid."
Me: "Dad, we just talked about this. It's not stupid."

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

"My friend Rainbow got hurt so I gave him a cloud band-aid."

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

"Interesting"

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

"I'm not a dinosaur; I'm a people."

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

"Popcorn is in my bones. "

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

Mom: *scares me*
Me: "You scared my crap, Mom!"

[Logan SqueeeeEEEEEEEeeeps Ramsey @BabyLogan3]

@MerriamWebster Bullshit. My middle name does!

Just playin'. Thanks for being a good word-book!

(But I do spell Lazer with a z.)