Baseball Bat

I’m a baseball bat 🦇 who loves to play. Give me a chance to fly and you will be running past all 4 bases.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

@BearMinimum3 @coffee_tsunami @AngryProfessor1 I can’t drink coffee. It makes me bounce of the walls.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

I hate when we play during the day. The sun is just too bright!

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

You don’t have to worry about pesky ground balls when you are playing with me!

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

The team never lets me be a runner. My tiny legs just can’t keep up.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

I accidentally just it another player. I’m worried I hurt him. I may be small but I am dense.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

I love flying out of the park. It’s very scenic.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

The team just made me a custom helmet. Fits like a glove.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Unfortunately I can’t play catcher. I don’t have hands.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Just met a real nice softball bat. She was very nice😍

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Just played a good game. Someone hit me so hard a stitch came lose!

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Do they make round baseball uniforms?

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

It’s hard to catch a fly ball when I’m the one flying

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Why won’t any of the baseball helmets fit me?!!! Where am I supposed to put my ears?

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Anyone want to come over and watch some baseball?

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

@BearMinimum3 I rather just beat them at baseball. If that doesn’t work I could hit them with those weird wooden sticks.

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Why do they call the weird wooden sticks they use in baseball a baseball bat?

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

@CuckooClock3 Very true. I’m sure that they are just jealous they can’t hit home runs as often as I fly them

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Some think that me flying home runs is cheating. Ridiculous!

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

Anyone up for a game of baseball?

[Baseball Bat @BaceballB]

While I love watching the MLB, they haven’t allowed me to play with them yet☹️. Something about it being animal abuse to hit me with their “baseball bats”. Their loss, I’m great at flying home runs.