BasicBachGirl

Fun, witty and sarcastic tweets about #thebachelor, #thebachelorette, #bachelorinparadise and #bachelornation. Live tweeting every Monday night.

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

@TheBachBabes I find them to be the literal most obnoxious couple to ever exist on social media.

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

I have so many questions about this new Bachelorette season…but glad to have a break for a few months! #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

NOW WE GET TO WATCH BIG TONY MEET MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

I want to go to the bar with Gabby and Rachel #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

Wait did they not know?? They both genuinely looked shocked. #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

@TheBachBabes Cringe is the only word I’ve had for the last 10 mins.

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

I can’t handle a wildcard bachelorette right now.

#TheBachelorette

[Bachelor Party @BachPartyPod]

DON'T CHEER FOR HIM, STUDIO AUDIENCE #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

A little backlash? She left him in Iceland and they were in love 6 seconds later.

#TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

Me an hour ago: Please don’t give us 2 bachelorettes.

Jesse: The next Bachelorette is not Gabby OR Rachel

Me now: Please let there be 2 bachelorettes.

#TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

This episode is too stressful for a Tuesday. #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

It’s not Gabby? Ok now I’m REAL pissed. #TheBachelorette

[To Hell and Bach 🌹 @HellandBach]

ITS NOT GABBY, WE STORMING ABC AT DAWN #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

I’m actually kind of pissed right now. #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

Has Susie not watched the last 3 episodes? #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

I actually thought that was Hannah Brown walking out for a second #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

Susie really put on a gown to break up with this boy #TheBachelor

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

Clayton showing her that ring to show how serious he is...

That ring don't mean sh*t. It came with the suit.

#thebachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

Ok so he told her to take all the time she needs, but he’s willing to talk in the countryside, and is going to ambush her with an engagement? This man is a walking what not to do sign. #TheBachelor

[BasicBachGirl @BachBasic]

Clayton hasn’t learned at all in the months since filming ended. #TheBachelor