The Bachelor Critic

My wife made me an avid viewer of #TheBachelor, #TheBachelorette & #BachelorInParadise. Now I make fun of it. I am The Bachelor Critic.

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Nevermind! He’s hilarious! #GoldenBachelorette

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I already don’t care for Jack. If you can’t sing like Frank, don’t even try. #GoldenBachelorette

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Joan’s story had me and the wifey sobbing messes. RIP to her husband, sounded like a good dude. I’m fortunate to have had a curable cancer, but the toll is real. Cancer sucks. #GoldenBachelorette

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@bachstreetgirl He’s the coolest

[Shelby @Shelby_Delaine]

Making all these men stay up until the AM?!?

Hello, 911 I’d like to report elderly abuse

#TheGoldenBachelorette #goldenbachelorette

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I already don’t care for Jack. If you can’t sing like Frank, don’t even try. #GoldenBachelorette

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@notjnar Been a while Gene! Glad to see you still tweeting. Keep tweeting recs, I’ll read.

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So many of these dudes are jacked!!! I need to work on my biceps… #TheGoldenBachelorette

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@Millsy11374 DO IT

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Actually watching #TheGoldenBachelorette for real and love Kim and love Chock’s name lol

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Pascal live look #TheGoldenBachelorette

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Everyone, we have a late entrant to the show, a soon-to-be-retiree who is looking for love and ice cream #TheGoldenBachelorette

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All of these men are the perfect age to run for president of the United States #TheGoldenBachelorette

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Cameraman be like #TheGoldenBachelorette

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Unintentional double meaning lol 🤣

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When the men are not up to Rose’s standards #TheGoldenBachelorette

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Hey y’all! Dusting off the account. Hope you’re doing great! I haven’t watched anything in so long…I went back to school and dealt with cancer and also have been raising my three kiddos. Thinking about giving Golden Bachelorette a shot. Anyway just wanted to reintroduce myself!

[The Bachelor Critic @BachCritic]

@words_by_ljj I can’t wait to start. It’s felt so stale for so long.

[The Bachelor Critic @BachCritic]

So with a third kid, ongoing cancer stuff, plus general life craziness, I'd basically abandoned this poor Twitter/X/whateverTF moonboy calls it...but now that Golden Bachelor has come out, I kinda have to tweet about it?? It won't be live but I'm excited to start!

[The Bachelor Critic @BachCritic]

I’m so out of touch with #TheBachelorette or any of the shows (thanks, three little kids) but my friend James is making me wanna watch

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

🚨Red Alert🚨

After years of teasers, The Golden Bachelor will finally premiere this fall 🌹

#TheBachelor #TheGoldenBachelor