Bach, Please

Follow and watch along for witty, emotionally invested, and slightly sarcastic commentary on #BachelorNation. Hashtag #bachplease!

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Maybe Jenn will be the first Asian #Bachelorette 👀 #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

I’m just watching the first episode of Grant’s season of #thebachelor and all I can say is: I WISH I WAS THERE

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

just like love, the salmon blazer has no age limit. the salmon blazer is eternal.

#TheGoldenBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

You KNOW I teared up as he was talking about his daughters (“they’re all grown up”🥹) and his wife 😭😭😭😭 what a sweet, cute, funny guy and such a wine for Asian representation🫶🏻 #GoldenBachelorette #GoCharles

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

this is the cutest man I have ever seen, protect him at literally all costs or ELSE
#TheGoldenBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Watching the #GoldenBachelorette has re-affirmed for me that I think I’m meant to be with a much older man

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

I’m so behind (and lost interest a little) on #TheBachelorette so I’m just watching Hometowns now. Jenn said to Devin that she’s never introduced anyone to her family ever, but didn’t she bring Joey home for hometowns on his season? 🤔

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

New #BachelorNation ick unlocked!!

I’m just watching this week’s episode now, and on Jonathan’s one-on-one, was that rain at the end of dinner FAKE? The pavement around was dry…so clichéd.

#TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Did Sam N just refer to her leather jacket as a “denim” jacket? He’s so strange. #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Remember when the guys used to always wear suit jackets? What happened to that? #TheBachelorette

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

thank you to Jonathon for being such a green flag this episode, we and jenn needed this
#TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Sam N is such a strange chameleon. Cannot get a read on him. #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

I’ve forgotten to tweet this whole time 🤣 #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

@BrittAlexiss It’s so boring that I missed Spencer’s whole date even though I have it on right in front of my eyes

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

I feel like I lost interest in this season of #TheBachelorette after the first episode

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

I hope they leave Melbourne soon so we don’t have to hear them say “Mel-bun” again #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

@bach_rants I myself wasn’t that engaged and didn’t really have much to tweet about

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

I know it’s only episode two but a select few of the guys are getting SO much screen time that I know them all so well and then I have no clue who the others are #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Oh no this tweet did not age well for Thomas 🥴 #TheBachelorette

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

me to Thomas N rn after that preview #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

Bachelorette producers really wanted to give the guys a date where all the Hakeem eyes memes would finally become relevant 🕷️#TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

My sister, again: “I wonder if Jenn’s gunna ask Aaron about the pearls.” #TheBachelorette

[Bach, Please @BachPlease]

My sister: “Devin, why didn’t you pull that joke out at the roast?!” Re: Aaron wearing the pearl necklace 😂 #TheBachelorette