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I do stuff. a lot of it has to do with engineering and technology in one way or another.

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@jessfraz Recompiling Apache for that new PHP version

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You should buy a hot tub.

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That was a two person dingleberry.

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Changing my teams name to

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Trees are pretty rad.

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@invisig0th If you're interested in what is in the Ukranian MRE, check this out: https://t.co/WQ4KVgNzyZ

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@b1ack0ut Americans have never let facts or reality get in the way of a good, politically motivated complaint.

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*You* get a javelin, and *you* get a javelin. Everybody gets a javaliiiiiin!

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@james_s_white wait wait wait... so like, predicting weather with groundhogs is a thing that happens outside of Punxsutawney?

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@sroberts @james_s_white You monster.

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@james_s_white I would have supported you. Fuck OKRs.

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@PhilHagen @TimMedin We have a dachshund that we sometimes refer to as a sub-woofer.

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I think I can attribute a lot my professional success (although possibly not happiness) to disliking ambiguity.

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@james_s_white Maybe try t-mobile? I’ve found their service to be truly unlimited. They only deprioritize if the tower you’re connected to is overloaded… which almost never happens.

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Let it be known: I have crafted a zesty dipping sauce.

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@invisig0th So… did you touch it yet?

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Emergency maintenance to the printing server.

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… and that is how we taught them an important lesson about UTF-8

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@invisig0th Lol! Happy birthday :-)

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@Bacon_Gawd I do what I can! Glad to be appreciated :-D