Elf

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

“Are you saying you *want* to go to jail?”

Kurt’s tail flicked in mild amusement as he stretched a little.

“You *could* just give me back my wallet.”

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

“Great job, you caught a petty thief and now you’re just gonna sit here instead if takin im in.” Todd rolled his eyes.

If he could manage to get his feet in a good position, Kurt was gonna go flying, just watch-

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

“Andererseits, I’ve detained a villain. What’s more ‘heroic’ than that!” His tail flicks a little as he still refuses to move, a shit eating grin on his face.

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

“Well that ain’t very heroic of you.” Another huff, trying to roll a bit to see if he could push the other off.

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//alright time for me to vanish into the Aether for another 2 years byyyyyye-

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

@BamfingCircus There were already far too many of them as it was, that was for sure.

If this really was an older version of him, he was definitely looking forward to it.

“Kabel und… Forge? Ich kenne Forge, aber ich glaube nicht, dass ich ‘Cable’ kenne. Wer ist das?”

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

“Dann schätze ich, dass du hier stirbst. I guess this is where you
d!e.”

He stretched out a little bit, making a show of ‘getting comfortable’ despite being very much not comfortable.

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

Todd struggled for a moment or two, trying to push the other off. Unfortunately, he was quite lacking in upper body strength.

“No.” He huffed, pouting like a child.

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

A matching oof as he hit the ground, his fall broken only by the other’s body. He doesn’t get up, instead choosing to let his body go limp, effectively making himself heavier.

“Are you going to give me back my wallet now?”

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

As he hadn’t exactly had a chance to land yet, he also didn’t have any chance of changing trajectory- which meant he was getting landed on for sure.

The smallest of ‘oof’s as the other landed on top of him, both hitting the ground with a dull thud.

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//gotta reply to Big Kurt still but I gotta wait til I get home b/c german xD

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

Disappears in a puff of sulfurous smoke, reappearing just above Todd and plummeting down in an attempt to squash the little rat-

“…… gutes Argument-“

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

Jumping straight up so Kurt dives under him.

“Dude, I live with your mom. What do /you/ think? She seem very ‘hospitable’ to you?”

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//Lookit me gooooo

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

@CoolestKidBobby hand on Bobby’s shoulder. The repeated excusing of Bamf’s behavior made it clear that the other wasn’t convinced that his reaction had been understandable.

“Is that better? Can you be nice to yourself again now?”

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

@CoolestKidBobby He continued watching, the tip of his tail swishing gently. A small sigh leaves him as the other speaks, and he shakes his head a little.

“Bobby. Mein Freund.”

He pauses, trying to gather his words.

“…. Ich vergebe dir, I forgive you.”

He reaches up and places a gentle ++

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

Skidding on all fours, whirling around to immediately tackle again.

“I ‘really can’t’! Do you know nothing about the rules of hospitality??”

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

A squeak, diving out of the way.

“Ya really can, it ain’t like he’s gonna bite your head off for it!”

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//wait I think I found it-

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//which reply are you talking about tho- cuz the last reply I have from you I already replied to and you never sent one back so idk if I’m missin notifs or something xD

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//I really need to fucking get replies out holy hell. I have been so fucking busy with other shit. 😩😩😩

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//:)

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//42069, even

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//Goin 100 miles an hour 👌🏻

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//locked outta heaven 😔

[Elf @BaconBitBamf]

//Remembering the time Bobby asked Kurt if he wanted to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with him and Kurt was like ‘Idfk what that is but hell yeah :D’