Bacon James Boners

Real egg, cracker background.

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Little nutsacks are the real charms of the season(s).

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

It was my mother fucking birthday today like any of you care wait 100% of you love me dearly what the fuck's up now that's what

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

WOW crackers in the backers

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Sleepy nucky tuckits biggie blanket farty crotch breakfast?

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Stop sleeping on the couch you little butt fairy

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

32 teats taking a sheet meet and greet 3 peat pee on the street

[sand bag storm @BagStorm]

↓ .... Suck tweeting.

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Wow you guys suck at tweeting out there lately

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Here's a big fuck you to anyone out there that has ever not sucked a non-human

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Bacon Bone comin on the microwave. Layin down beats like a hard workin slab

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

"How am I so stiff?" "I'm almost as tall as your sandwich" Why aren't you touching me?" - If boners could talk

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

My boner woke up with a body connected to it again

[sand bag storm @BagStorm]

stevy wonder chopped large dinosaur eggs in a golf club bag Sunny day loius danced in unison with wonder unicorns smash brother now freedom

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

I'm sorry my lazy balls cant go to the Washington zoo. I'm a tummy tuckin chub sticker fucker

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Happy nucky tucket buckers

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Shooting selfies at a Starbucks, neighbor. Pull up the shade your cologne is twatting my nose pits.

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Then the cat scanned the room to ensure safety and immediately shot its head to its butthole for a cleaning session.

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

No bacon, no bone. A fish dropped the microphone. Time to tit squeeqe.

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Pink pork mama Dr button cake wet ride

[Bacon James Boners @Baconboners]

Livers and Chodes, Livers and Chodes, Livers til I meat chew.