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[. @BaconChunk]

I drank one bud light and now I'm a bottom

[. @BaconChunk]

I twied so haaaawd and killed my selllllf

[. @BaconChunk]

When I first meet you I'm either going to knock you on the kisser or kiss you on the knockers

[. @BaconChunk]

Fur coat no knickers

[. @BaconChunk]

Shaking babies and kissing hands

[. @BaconChunk]

Temptation is speaking to me through a BBL

[. @BaconChunk]

I've got the heart of a Lion prone to heart attacks

[. @BaconChunk]

When I'm happy I say:

Bitches love my mustache.

When I'm sad I say:

This time I'm really gonna do it.

[. @BaconChunk]

There are two sexes

The sex I have with your mom

The sex I have with your dad

[. @BaconChunk]

Whatever you're looking for it's not at the bottom of a 512 Oz Shrek berry blast

[. @BaconChunk]

Cracking you fingers <Fingering your crack

[. @BaconChunk]

Why must married women always have husbands

[. @BaconChunk]

I love where's your sister sauce

[. @BaconChunk]

My favorite family pastime is eating ice cream after a botched recital

[. @BaconChunk]

I'm not a nerd

I'm a jock that's too cool for sports

[. @BaconChunk]

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[. @BaconChunk]

@MeagCronin Burb n ging

[. @BaconChunk]

Confess

[. @BaconChunk]

5 nights at freddy's?

How about you spend 5 nights with some bitches.