BaconGregor

Tweets are bred out of some deep dark psychosis... I’m a troll, parody, anything but a sentient being. PROUD member of the @tackle_dummies listener league.

[BaconGregor @BaconGregor]

@EricSamaNYC

[Socialist News Media @Socialist_Wins]

Under a Socialist mayor, New York City has reported its fewest shootings and murders in its recorded history.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

Let em

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

He got into office and just started fixing everything bro

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fox News will never report this because it destroys their entire narrative.

[Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin]

"He doesn't even take a SALARY!"

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Should be 9-0 since it’s in the fucking constitution.

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

As George Washington intended.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@mattvanswol Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution since 1868. Conservatives suddenly discovering the 14th Amendment in 2026 is hilarious.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

What a week for the Bucks — they fired their first year coach on the 23rd, hired Doc on the 26th and had a starter (according to this indictment) shaving points/props that same night. 26 mins, 3 pts, 4 fouls, 4 TOs…. Yikes.

https://t.co/gR06DPvEIi

[BaconGregor @BaconGregor]

@NoahRyanCo Looks the same

[a blast from the past @a_past24460]

Good evening 👋

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The 240 Fastest Pitches Thrown By MLB Starters This Year

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

They sold you out. Again.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Republicans are writing laws with AI and not even proofreading afterward; it's over. ☠️

[Ryan @BrewPack8]

Thank you Giannis…

For keeping the Bucks in Milwaukee
For staying throughout all the noise
For a championship
For 13 seasons
For being the greatest to ever put on a Bucks uniform
For everything

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

The one superstar that seemed content, happy and willing to spend his whole career in a small market...well, so much for that. #Giannis

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

Speak for yourself lol

I’m still gonna watch them and I think they’ll be a fun team to tune into

I watched the Andrew Bogut era and the Bucks with Brandon Knight go 15-67 and not win back to back games all year. Some of yall just not built for it and that’s okay