Chanda Phano 🥓

🦄daydream believer⚡️ i have my mother’s eyes and my father’s mouth, on my face they are still together ♥ my life is like a bitch and i'm just like my life

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

Booked a room at @HomewoodSuites for the indoor pool BUT the pool is closed, fantastic #GreensboroNC #theluck #endofthefamilyvacation #whatdoidowiththekid

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@OGandE @OGandE Nah don't hit me with some basic ass copy and paste response. What's the point of reporting outages, what are yall still assessing, we're at the 11 hour mark...send them folks out and run me my power.

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@OGandE my niece and nephew are under 4, my grandma is 94 when will we have power...it's been over 10 hours and it's HOT af

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@OGandE are yall hot, are yall feeling this heat? Are your groceries, babies, and elderly good? We're at the 11 hour mark, others have gone longer. Heat index is over 100*. #whatscostrecovery #yourcustomerserviceisshitanditshows #runmemypower

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@OGandE gives no fucks, just take my money. But if you're a week late, you threaten to shut my shit off and/or make me pay an additional deposit. Yeah you feel my frustration blah blah doesn't help with the heat. #garbage #monopoly #runmemypower

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@OGandE 🥵 #nopower #thisisbs #whyyallplaying but yeah sure raise my rates

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@OGandE why yall playing? We pay so much in fees and rates. Stop leaving us in the dark, assess the damn damage and turn my shit back on. It's been over 10 hours. #ridiculous #nobitchassness #stopthebs #runmemypower

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

Ooo that kelly green #FlyEaglesFly

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

🌬️whoo this Pittsburgh @penguins vs @DetroitRedWings NHL game! So intense and aggressive, I love it! #GoPens

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

The kid is with her grandparents, she's fine but I'm not

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@BlizzardCS yo I'm kid free for the night, let me in👊🏼 #Diablo4 #DiabloIV #NotTodaySatan #FixIt #ImFuckingDyingHere @Diablo

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@kfc order gets placed. Folks after me & at the drive thru getting their food. 25m later I ask what's up with my order, counter girl asks what the order was & when I tell her she pops off with I know what you ordered. Ok whyd you ask & where's my food then? Don't test my hangry👊🏼

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@kfc in Fort Smith, AR on Grand Ave is absolute trash, Idk why we keep giving them chances. This time homegirl that took the order got a major attitude. Ask about me, come correct little girl. I'll hop the counter 👊🏼 #fightingwords

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

*grabs boyfriend's butt

Boyfriend: 😒I'm not a piece of meat.

Me: The fuck you are, go ahead and put that in your bio.

#couplegoals #relationships #whatslove

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne fortune 500, multi billion dollar company but your system won't process my payment. Nor can I use any of the features. 👏🏼take👏🏼my👏🏼payment🙄 #Ridiculous #ThisIsBS

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne I've talked to 4 different people, I've had to verify myself 6x. Like find me someone who can handle this issue or process my damn payment. I got shit to do. #wastemytime2022

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne why is it that everytime I try to make a payment there's some stupid issue? I can't use chat, it won't take my debit cards, it won't take my bank account. Been on the phone for an hour. Are yall refusing my payment?! Why do I have to jump through hoops?

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Stop calling yourself pro-life when you’re prepared to have a child risk her life to give birth to a rapist’s baby. You’re all fucking insane.

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

@CapitalOne if your system and customer service reps won't add my bank account, how am I to pay my bill? Is this a refusal of accepting payment? Sounds like a problem on your end, I shouldn't have to jump hoops to process a payment. #TakeMyMoney

[Chanda Phano 🥓 @BaconSushi]

Even if it is a technicality, doesn't mean I'm not deserving #TootMyOwnHorn