Christine Gordon

Two-time Emmy Nominated Director ▫️ VIZ Hater ▫️ IGNITE Tamer

[Christine Gordon @Bad_CG]

https://t.co/k6Pxnt9MIc Help Carmela win #babyoftheyear by voting for her daily! #babyoftheyear2024

[Christine Gordon @Bad_CG]

Girl math is when your husband pays it’s free #GirlMath

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@contextdogs @kurtsiegelin this is you

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Zach Wilson when he was called into the game 5 minutes in: #Jets

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Matching lounge sets make me feel like I’m in an asylum. #nosharpeobjects

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Carmela slept for 8.5 hours straight. Yesterday we introduced bananas for the 1st time. In conclusion, she will be eating bananas for the rest of her life.

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Zbars slap compared to the OG Clif bars

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I’m confused. #TwitterOrX

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Long Island is the worst.

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@WillProduces This is hilarious

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It’s so annoying seeing ads for things I already bought. I don’t need an entire room of gliders. One is enough!

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My new line for when people ask how the baby is doing:
“We will probably keep her.”
The standard, “She’s fine.” Seems to bring on too many questions. Don’t people know babies hate bragging?

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@DaveCurren Just means you’re cheap 😬

[Shelby @Shelby_Delaine]

Netflix charging Netflix running
extra for services one live event

#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE

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@AlexPLombardo That is my reasoning to just keep going. I empathize and understand WHY people need to start their leave early but don’t try and scare me like where I work is in the middle of no where and the baby is going to just fall out of me. Like wtf?

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It blows my mind that men can’t comprehend a woman wanting to work until the baby is due. Sir. Have you carried a baby before? No? Oh. WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW? I’ll leave on my terms. Get over it.

[Christine Gordon @Bad_CG]

Anddddd ‘nesting’ has kicked in 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Christine Gordon @Bad_CG]

This literally gave me a heart murmur reading his Starbucks order. Only thing that would make this stronger is by asking for all blonde shots of espresso 🤣💀 https://t.co/aW4xNUm17C

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

New: South Carolina Republicans have introduced a bill that would allow women to be executed if they have an abortion. The bill is also vague enough to potentially include miscarriages. https://t.co/EMaeJz9EA3