BadLuckDerek

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

#BLD

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

Just bought a plant you’re only supposed to water once a week and a torrential downpour started while I was checking out

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

🔘Tweeting new #BLDs

⚪���Anxiously awaiting the next time I can tweet a new #BLD

#BadLuckDerek https://t.co/dmWLY0vJL3

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

🔘eating Hunts Brothers pizza

⚪️anxiously awaiting the next time I can eat Hunts Brothers pizza

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Drives to Colorado for lit spring break, obliterates owl with windshield. #badluckderek

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

#badluckderek

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

@CLMooney33 @jakey_g66 @Bad_Luck_Derek The other day I was driving my friends car and hit my other friends car and immediately thought of BLD.

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Moves away from BLD twitter account, it follows him 2 hours from home. #badluckderek #theawkening

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

I was petting this dog that walked up to me and turns out it had literally just gotten sprayed by a skunk

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Gets angry at scuffed glasses, spikes them into oblivion!

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Gets fresh kicks, spills hot pocket sauce all over them #badluckderek

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Looks forward to delicious city meal, has to eat repulsive Chinese.

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Goes to sign up for college housing, shows up late and is forced to live with sketchy man.

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Goes to friends house to game, sat in mountain of ketchup.

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Goes outside, gets pneumonia. #badluckderek

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

Update: still dying

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Exhausted from football game and 4 hour bus ride, gets home only to find he is locked out of home. #badluckderek

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

Locked out yayayay

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Try's to get swole by doing some dumbbell flys, breaks half of weight and hits himself in the face.

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

puts on pants, shatters iPhone

[BadLuckDerek @Bad_Luck_Derek]

Uses new shampoo, it's gross cat soap #badluckderek