Bilbo's Middle Fingers

didn't want to be here, felt too awkward to say anything at the time and I'm in too deep now #unhingedfellowship

[Bilbo's Middle Fingers @Bad_Maggins]

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@hotwraithhands

[the dweller (ceo of the mystics) @hotwraithhands]

jerry: well that's it, we're lost in the dead marshes!

elaine: oh that's just GREAT *pushes him into the water*

george: *flailing* is there a fly on me?! i thought i felt a fly

kramer: *helps jerry up* don't follow the lights, buddy, or you... *makes spastic noise and gesture*

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@Trixieeeeed BEWARE

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@Trixieeeeed @Not_Sauron_ BEWARE

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@Trixieeeeed BEWARE

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I AM @Trixieeeeed BEWARE OF FRAUDS

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@Filisbrxther @Filitheblonde That's why I couldn't answer you before 😬

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@Filisbrxther @Filitheblonde -- I looked around for it but a little wisp that hair on the end of corn brushed my neck so I spun around to valiantly attack what I thought was a spider but I slipped and all the potatoes fell on top ��

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@Filisbrxther @Filitheblonde Ughhhhhh I might be trapped under this pile of potatoes

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@Filisbrxther @Filitheblonde *shouts from under the potatoes* because i like my front door 🥺👉👈

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@Filitheblonde @Filisbrxther ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰ��ᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ᶦⁿᵎ ᵂᵃᶦᵗ, ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵉᶦᵗʰᵉʳ... ᵀʳʸ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶦˣᵗʰ ʷᶦⁿᵈᵒʷ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵃˢᵗ ˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵈᵒᵒʳ!

[✨THORIN™️✨ @LostLongbeard]

@bodyposibombur I took the opportunity to take some old timey photos with @Bad_Maggins I think we look VERY hot 🥵 don’t you???

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@Filitheblonde *hears dwarvish giggling outside and puts the kettle on*

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@LostLongbeard I'll catch you babe!

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@Adaristired @TreeLindon @bodyposibombur @LostLongbeard Tree!! You're more like a twig now!

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@LostLongbeard @Chaz_TheBuilder You mean to tell me my nephew helped design this?!

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@LostLongbeard @Isilsheir @UngolUnhinged @TreeLindon @bodyposibombur This might possibly be the best way to eat ice cream I've ever heard of. 😛

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@LostLongbeard @Isilsheir @UngolUnhinged @TreeLindon @bodyposibombur I'm thanking my lucky stars that dwarves are messy eaters and you got ice cream all over your shirt.

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@LostLongbeard You're awful, theworst, sosososobad 😳