Ashley Nicole

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Hardest part about becoming a parent is having to filter what i say behind the wheel. Don’t want my baby’s first words to be get out of the fucking fast lane you stupid fuck

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

When you get 2 on Wordle and can look down at society the rest of the day

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Is it wrong that I kind of idolize Simon from #tinderswindler I mean dude is a genius

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

How are we entering into another weekend of January haven’t we had enough

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Did anyone else not know his name is THACKERY Binx and not Zachary? 🤯 #HocusPocus

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Serious question who the hell eats at Burger King???? Like do people actively select BK over all the other options?????

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

I just remembered junior year we had lakeville homecoming in minnetonka

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Me every night the sun sets earlier as if this doesn’t happen every year

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

🤤🔥🥵

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Written a ton of songs over the last year and a half. Here’s one I wrote with The Brothers Hunt, Jamie Davis, and Dustin Nunley. It's called "The Kind of Love We Make."

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

@The_Zacrifice 9.5/10 for season 1.
7.5/10 for season 2. (wasn’t a fan of the random filler episodes)

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Is Sam the cutest human ever yes or yes

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

At least we got this win today

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Wait I can’t be the only one that thinks kanye changing his name to ye is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

“Can I see your ID” is officially the most hottest mf question that can be asked when you’re 30+

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

@LuisGuitart @MurdaMayne17 I was gonna book a flight and then ship McDonald’s via fedex this morning but guess they lost my business

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

Lol @ me thinking yard work was gonna be just mowing and watering. This weed-pulling-weed-prevention-fertilizer-sprinkler-fixing-hedge-trimming-insecticide bullshit is no joke.

[Ashley Nicole @BadAshTweets]

@APUSH_gassman I just recently found a Critical Issues paper I wrote in 2004 and yes, your notes were in all caps 😂 congrats on 25 years!!