Ted “The BADASS” Badger

Colgate ‘99 , DG AnchorDaddy ‘98 | PhD - Aerospace Engineering & Industrial Systems | “Why Not” -MLK

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New chick told me to chill on saying retard #SeeYa

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Swapping stories around the local bar outside patio, I don’t want to graduate, I hear it’s all down hill from here.

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Already absolutely nuked in a cow costume. Life couldn’t be better

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At the movies to see Project Hail Mary right now with the fellas and one of the main problems is the movie start time is 6:50, and it’s 7:15 and it still hasn’t started. I don’t pay to watch ads #LANK

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Golden scar

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Fire me up

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Bullpen night, 50 y/o dads beer collection edition

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Currently wearing flops at a city bar NOT meant for flops… but who’s gonna #LANK #expandflops

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@waltythompson Gotta have a few cold ones when the wives let us soon Walt… would love to catch up on old times. One would even call it a “send god k bomb”.

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Can’t tell if I need to shit or throw up so now I’m just sitting on the bathroom floor naked. No kings tho eh?

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Houston, prepare for takeoff #McQueensBsck

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I love being an anchor daddy

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Took way to much pre before the gym and now I feel like there’s ants crawling under my skin

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“Yo boys let’s have a Nantucket theme, I heard it’s infinite bitches” -my boy in Tke ‘08

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Do crabs see fish like we see birds? Someone pls #LANK

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@shackwelly Damn wife took em just like she took the kids. That bastard🖕

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I like hitting calf’s because it allows me to doomscroll at the same time