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Incorrectly identifying flora, fauna and haminals in my local hairier and other places. asking silly questions where they occur to me.

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@AllisonCGardner You really don’t get that the ones causing division are you.

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@SartorialThug @Britinxile Shirt potatoes is a personal favourite

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@philmcraig Blimey. He made some lovely guitars, surprised he’s still alive,

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@Queenshandbag1 @SarahGarne50949 You missed out Dan Norris there. And whatever happened to Nick brown?

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@TrumpIsBackward @dshensmith @LBC Well they certainly appeared to rush to judgement about Henry to me.

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@TrumpIsBackward @dshensmith @LBC Why in your opinion do think he was not believed at the scene?

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@TrumpIsBackward @dshensmith @LBC No, I think he died because a nutter stabbed him.

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@Jonnywsbell @LBC He looks like monkey showing aggression

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@TrumpIsBackward @dshensmith @LBC Show me the bit that says “treat everyone the same”
Take your time.

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@GuardianQuitter @BurnsideWasTosh Was she in Kath & Kim?

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@TrumpIsBackward @dshensmith @LBC Apart from their training

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@damekatydenise_ Is it les kellett ?

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@damekatydenise_ I don’t know why but I immediately thought of the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.

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@AbiderThe28076 @haveigotnews Pretty sure there’s a Led by Honkeys joke in there somewhere but I can’t quite figure it out.

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@BasilHerby @haveigotnews Boomers are the enemy to this bunch mate. I don’t know what they are but one they aren’t is boomers. Regime mouthpieces I’d go with…

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@haveigotnews You’re supposed to satirise authority. At one time you did.
Sadly you’ve turned into deliberately one eyed spunktrumpets.

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@TrumpIsBackward @dshensmith @LBC You’d think “he’s got blood in his mouth” would have caused a grain of curiosity from at least one of the four in attendance. There were four of them.

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@natalieben Please find 600 more like her to stand everywhere.
I could do with a laugh.

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@AvalynAphorisms @babybeginner That’s a phrase I’ve not heard in decades - my mum used to say it.
Thank you 🙏

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@EdwardJDavey Now tell us where they’re wrong Ed.
Also tell us that you’ve never commented on US politics.