The things you do with baddies, you can't do with your wife.
Your wife won't lick some caviar off your balls. Ask Belfort from Wolf of Wall Street.
Alternatively, we can take a lesson from The Goodfellas. "Wives keep the empire looking legit; mistresses keep the party going."
Invest in 5 units of Keke Napep at ₦3 million each that is ₦15 million.
Rent them out daily for ₦20,000 per unit, making ₦100,000 daily income.
Or weekly for ₦120,000 per unit, that is around ₦600,000 weekly income.
Your capital is expected to be fully recovered within 5 months.