Bart the Pirate

A scurvy dog sailing the seas of cheese.

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@VelasquezL97754 Who is this perfect angel?

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@JoseeLanue As do I, lass. The men in suits are usually carrying the most treasure. And are quickest to hand it over when their vessels are boarded.

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@JoseeLanue Garrr?

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@JoseeLanue Yar, must resist the siren's call. She drags me to my doom...

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@JoseeLanue garr...maybe ye needs a magic compass to find yer missin' balls, lass

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@JoseeLanue It must be working...er, aarrgghh!

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@JoseeLanue @DraconisDziban Aye, that was then. It be nothing more than a pile of cinders now, lass.

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@PeachMilky_ That's so lifelike!

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@JoseeLanue Why mess with perfection?

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@JoseeLanue So...Steve's the shoe? My shoe's name is Bill.

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@DraconisDziban @JoseeLanue Aargh! Thar she be in all her glory! Her siren song is pulling into the breakers...

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@JoseeLanue She's got legs, she knows how to use 'em....

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@JoseeLanue Why indeed, lass?

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@JoseeLanue Aye, lass, like an ol' sea dogs misses the shore after a month at sea...

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@JoseeLanue Aarrgghhh...they be befuddled by the lack of body parts ye been displaying. So they be figurin' ye be a fraud.

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@JoseeLanue Aye, and she loves you, lassie.

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@JoseeLanue You'd be the hottest librarian ever.