Bad Copy NZ

Headlines from NZ. Read it and weep.

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Photo: BREAKING NEWS: LITERALLY, BROKEN. This guy looks JUST like Johnny Depp, oh wait, he looks nothing... http://t.co/xoueN2I2MT

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Confronts. Was this translated from Dutch?
Have these people not read fairy tales?

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Ok.

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Forks out, more like knives out with the dreaded taxpayers in the headline.

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Lessees were told 4 years ago by the landowner that their lease was ending but think the Herald can drum up some sympathy - so they can continue to risk polluting the lake and stay more than the 183 days annually they are allowed to.
Herald obliges with a Residents/Iwi headline

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This isn’t a news story, 1 News #YourVote2020

[1News @1NewsNZ]

.@JudithCollinsMP claims if she were PM 'the All Blacks would be winning' https://t.co/zhzEEdsbzn #YourVote2020 #nzpol

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Sometimes you have to accept the limitations of being a newspaper/a tweet. #tryhard

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Ennio Morricone, Italian composer who wrote ‘ah-ee-ah-ee-ah’ theme of ‘The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,’ dies at 91 https://t.co/2A2UzG1eyZ

[Jerome Chandrahasen @JeromeChandra]

World leaders behave like these characters who are in the movie the Irishman a movie about the mafia

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Big hat news.

[Newshub @NewshubNZ]

Defence Minister Ron Mark in scuffle over his cowboy hat at Fleetwood Mac tribute show https://t.co/YvSOj4euoY

[Kiwi_Watchdog @Kiwi_Watchdog]

Breaking, exclusive, revealed....Sonny Bill Williams changes his surname after meaning the PM.
https://t.co/E2pezhy71J

[Sal @SimpleSall]

For FUCK SAKE @nzherald you absolute toe rags! This woman was a victim of sex trafficking, she acted in self defence! Fuck you guys and your headline writers. You’re disgusting!

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I understand using this as a crap story on your website but don’t promote it on Twitter - it’s news of what happened on what we’re already reading? If you’re going to click this story, you already follow HC, aye.
Hub of shame.

[Newshub @NewshubNZ]

Helen Clark reveals another map comparing New Zealand and Europe, internet becomes obsessed https://t.co/nNZSN4nicn

[Jeremy @greytownbuilder]

This......is a news item?

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Insurance maybe?

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Once you leave NZ, you’re dead to us and we burn all photos of you.

Totally a normal news story.

[RNZ News @rnz_news]

Budget 2019 model quit New Zealand for Australia due to cost of living https://t.co/eiDO97F0Z1

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How write a news

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“News hub can reveal” #themagiciansofbollocks

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“Let's hope KFC does the right thing and deliver New Zealand-wide soon.”

[Newshub @NewshubNZ]

KFC delivery expands its delivery to more regions https://t.co/6HRo6tplRg

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I’m ‘sceptical’ about ‘skeptical’.
#Decepticons

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290 dead and this is the main story.

Hopkins is a joke and the Herald is a joke for writing about her. Sorry not writing, just copying tweets to cobble together a story.

[Newshub @NewshubNZ]

Passenger wears all her clothes to avoid baggage fee https://t.co/PNSJnFdCps