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I am not under the affluence of incohol, way the by, though some thinkle may peep I am - Made In NZ from Hobbits

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Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party.

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@SquirrellyJohn4 got it in 3 gambling that PRICE had probably come up in the previous 456

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"Did all of the penis's change lightbulbs"
#quotesfrommyflatmate

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when your starting word has 4 vowels and you get nothing O.O
#Wordle259 260 3/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@Ghetsuhm i think i expected to be shocked by her

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@UghItsCJ approximately 30 from my Mothers side (from 1 uncle and 2 aunts) - no idea from my fathers side but he was 1 of 9 children. i turned celibate when i realized there was a high possibility i could hook up with an unknown relative.

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@goingtogigs @bibbleco @strezl @GrantTucker who'd have thought 'where's willy' would be more difficult than 'where's wally'?

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@k2nblogcom hi !! will you be putting up the new album from XUM - 'DDALALA' (they are former members of Neon Punch)

[𝒑𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 🇨🇦 @ms__pauline]

I bought chicken to make sandwiches.
It didnt
It shit on the floor

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@wassitmatter toxic unhealthy work environments have made their way into every aspect of society. i suggest becoming an unemployed bum like me- being broke is fine if you don't want for anything

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are there any long term sustainable scrobbling options that don't ruin your experience like @lastfm has. i'd like to scrobble from my phone without constant notifications (among other gripes). 7 years of music history ruined

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

Trump just complained that his life was so much better before he became President. So was mine.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If you think Trump is on the ropes and will surely lose in November, think again. He will do anything to be reelected. Our side has limits because we believe in democracy. Trump has no limits because he doesn't.

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@CaineAddison Believe it or not I'm about to move house (if Cv19 let's me) and these are the last two things my new flatmate said to me.
...all that and he's still more normal than you (...or me tbh)

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"He's fucked off.. he's gone up the penis hole"
"Wanking on your cellphone doesn't work"
...conversations I don't know how to respond to.

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@LMacbeth1 don't get too into it, you'll end up crabby in this environment

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by the way @LMacbeth1 with this whole 'stay at home' malarkey shouldn't you be trans-gastropod and seeking a shell by now?

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@CaineAddison somebody needs to latch onto that as a twitter handle i'm sure. happy with my under performing (appendage) chicken

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@CaineAddison with this current lockdown climate all the sheep are safe. it's the rats and mice coming in from the impending winter chill that need to tighten their buttocks and hide in the shadows

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@CaineAddison calling me australian is like me calling you welsh which must be tough to hear when you're scottish

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@CaineAddison you like to guzzle the white stuff i hear