Downbad Dan

Official hypeman for loveseat™️

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

I feel like I need to explain that nothing I post is to be taken serious 💀 💀 💀 I’m just depressed

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

@safelite I’ve tried to schedule a follow up but they don’t have an ETA for my assembly arriving and I find it unacceptable and unsafe to have to drive without them

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

@safelite has the absolute worst customer service. Drove an hour each way to get my windshield replaced, they ordered the wrong glass, then they broke my wipers and then sent me away like it’s okay to drive in the rain blind. Even the automated system hangs up on me. Horrendous

[Yawg @YawgGoth]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you cast Armageddon

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

She calls me beaver warrior

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

@Christian_zen Love you boo

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

In the past week we: went hiking in the Mojave, sledding on white sands, and explored caverns in Carlsbad. Shits wild

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

I miss my wife

[🎨 TORE & CHILI 🐈 @ohitore]

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

@jarrettpadron

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

Not me doubling my salary in 9 months

[Radiant🔅🔜 Momocon ‘26! @Walpurgis080]

Me slowly adopting her hobbies

[Downbad Dan @BadDecisionDan]

It’s literally me

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

mom: please, please just go play with the other children

christopher robin: *googling how to order zoloft* I can’t the stuffed donkey I’m friends with is clinically depressed

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

No one:

My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are stupid, I’m taking them down

[𝐍𝐞𝐤𝐨 𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 🐱🥐 «VCVNTS» @bread_vt]

“do you have games on your phone?”
me:

[A✨ @lostcity_666]

Getting ready for work at this time sucks 😭