Anomalys

Looked like a Pokémon egg with a tail and feet. Taken care of by @miloticnum1fan. Subject to @P0ISONJAB. Ping/@ me if needed.

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@BadEggError Thank you!

《 head scratchies... 》

// whatever works :-) !! Im in no rush!! I just felt bad about last time because I took 5ever

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@florakaiju Damn…
…
Do you still have some? I need to increase my defense.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@transandtiring Alright, alright. That’ll be 300 Pokédollars by the way.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

[Open interaction.]

*You pass by what looks like a lemonade stand set up against a wall. There’s a sign up top that says “Anomalys’ Shop of Probably Cursed Items. (You have been warned. Also, no refunds.)”, and Anomalys is at the counter.

//Sell list in replies.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@ThisWooper Fair enough. Feel free to come back later if you change your mind, I'm gonna set up sign so people can find this more easily.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@transandtiring You sure? Remember, these things COULD be cursed, and I’m not taking refunds, so you can’t go back on your choice after you buy them.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@transandtiring ?
*It looks back at the selection.*
Oh, it’s not nothing, it’s what I can only assume to be a pair of invisible gloves. I should probably put a little like tag on them or something…

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@MenthaReuniclus *It looks at its terribly low defense.*
Welp, I better start going on an Iron heavy diet.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@ThisWooper Fair enough. Feel free to come back later if you change your mind, I'm gonna set up sign so people can find this more easily.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

I've been finding these strange, like, items, trinkets... I dunno what they are, but I bet like half of this stuff is cursed in some way. Maybe I sell them off, make a quick buck.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@Unit_224556 @SUPERCEL_SLAM *Nice to meet you.*

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@Unit_224556 @SUPERCEL_SLAM *I, Anomalys' narrator, will have a read as well.*

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@Unit_224556 Evolution is a strange thing.

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@ThisWooper Yeah. I guess if you have money, you could buy something.

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@ThisWooper Sure, hold on.
*It finds something that can be used as table and places everything on it, including a:

- broken record
- strange device
- thing that's invisible
- small fungus or mushroom
- ring
- pair of boots
- diamond
- trophy
- piece of bacon
- copper rod*

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@MenthaReuniclus Hello!

[Anomalys @BadEggError]

@MenthaReuniclus Nah, all good. I got a long ways to go still!