Heath

I think it's better to feel good than to look good.

Fuck ALS

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

People in Massachusetts drive around smoking weed like it’s legal.

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

Been spelling Connecticut as Connectitcut for years and I’m just realizing it was wrong

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

Honey you could make the devil cry

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

Guess I learned my lesson

[Cormac Valentine, DC @realmonteball]

They’re calling it the worst fantasy football week of all time

[GoHomeRoger @Go__homeroger]

You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

I cannot tell you how uninterested I am in flying cars when people who work 40+ hours a week can't afford rent or groceries.

[VladTheImpala™️ @CondeVladImpala]

Introducing the new White House Press Secretary.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

A man can pay every bill in the house and STILL be a terrible partner. Money doesn't excuse emotional neglect. ARGUE WITH YOURSELF. 💋

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Omg the bananas won

[valentine @valawakened]

let's be honest? If a person truly cares about you, they'll also care about the impact their behavior has on you.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

hitting daily protein goal is harder than
working out.

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

Insurance should provide crash out control

[Corey Lee @CoreyLee610]

Just watched Bo Nix & Sam Darnold go thong for thong smh

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’ve had periods that lasted longer than Katie Zacharia’s run as press secretary.

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

Watch out boy she will chew you up

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

@joy_less9 As she took him from my arms…. I’m offended man!

[Heath @Badfortheplot]

My mom just called herself one of my dogs mothers and she’s asking to be evicted at this point.

[6’4 εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Dating as an adult is so interesting because you can meet somebody who's accomplished in every area of their life except emotional maturity.