Monterey Jack

No more real personal info on the internet. Together, we can say No.

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

Can you accept my invitation so I can get a free gift worth up to $80? 🎁
https://t.co/W1KhCXiKk1

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? I'm giving you a gift cuz i already got 1 $0 item!
https://t.co/hhQBWWIEiT

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

paying for. I’m so done.

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

12 straight days of @Verizon giving me the run aroundand no straight answers about what caused the outage. On the 23rd it was a feeder cable got cut. On the 29th it was equipment needed to be updated at the main post and there was a “tool incompatibility issue.”

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every day for two weeks, the “estimated restore time” has been 9:15PM (if i checked in the morning) or 2:15AM the next day (if i checked in the evening). Seems like no one actually knows what’s going on or how to fix it. It’s been HALF of my billing cycle without the service i’m

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

I’ve said it before I will say it again

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I would literally pay through the nose for a pair of standard, classically elaborate and obnoxiously bedazzled and fringed leather cowboy boots, but with magen davids instead of the fucking crosses you see everywhere

like my redneck jewish soul is yearning but alas all my online

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

@BrianWFoster It also recognizes multiple genders, including trans and nonbinary, borrowing from the Greek "androgene"

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@BrianWFoster Actually in Judaism, access to safe abortion is considered a religious and legal right. Life is also considered to begin at first breath, not conception, and the mother has full bodily autonomy. "Judeo-Christian" isn't... really thing, even though it gets used a lot.

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

@WeShadows Is it persistent? Could be the fan belt.

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

Salad Best Friendship ended with @Zaxbys, @Arbys is my new best friend.

(Hey Z, bring back the Buffaloed Bleu and we'll talk.)

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

2 good at keeping my shit under control i think if i could just go full breakdown maybe I'd feel more justified in my mental illness like SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS BROKEN proving there actually IS something wrong with me instead of seeming fine and feeling like I'm just making excuses

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

yeah my pronouns are she/her but specifically the way @jvn uses them to refer to men's facial hair

[caitlin 🏴‍☠️ 🇵🇸 @caitlin_circuit]

I am absolutely sick over people inadvertently turning stitch into Cassandra. She says “white characters are given the benefit of the doubt more than black characters, but especially white male villains, and people are going to be unreasonable about me saying this”
AND LO,

[Monterey Jack @BadGayRep]

Uh hey @McDonalds? We are FRESH off the core wave of a global pandemic with a LOT of deaths. We are still IN said pandemic, with new variants every couple months. People are STILL dealing with life threatening complications.

Not sure this was the BEST ad campaign to run rn.

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Like???? If i can't afford an extra 8 dollars for a location change... how am I supposed to afford a day off work????

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So apparently, if you happen to be the only adult in your household, who works during the day, and it turns out the perfume you bought requires an adult signature? You have to pay extra in order to even GET your package from @UPS, since both setting a specific time OR a hold/

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pick up locations is an additional fee 😡 is there really nothing in place for single adults to not have to take a whole damn day off to get A (1) Box?!?! Oh, and good LUCK trying to find a number to call for actual Real Person support.

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product that shit is object non grata in my home with the SOLE exception of an @ thepandaredd Jason Todd movie.

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Just saw a #PrimeDay ad advertising the "hottest TikTok products" and buddy let me TELL you i don't know what marketing team scraping their data off of my online activity needs to hear this but i don't give a FUCK what the product is if it's any good or how much it costs I'm not

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touching a single fucking THING advertised/influenced/hyped on TikTok out of sheer fucking PRINCIPLE that is how much i hate this invasive fucking ad culture and YES that's all "influencers" are is fucking walking human billboards the moment you slap "as seen on TikTok" on a