Mark Rees

Welsh, Batman Obsessive, Darts fan/player, football fan (Cardiff City/MUFC) and film/tv/comics geek

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Jurgen Klopp was asked about the White House calling FIFA’s Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card 🗣️

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@currys Pepperoni, jalapeños, onion and pepper

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

Hoping by some miracle United sign both Martinez and Lammens and flog Onana and Bayinder off to Saudi / Turkey before the windows close. Midfielder would be nice though #MUFC

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This truly was the last song Ozzy ever sang live with the boys. The song that put them on the map. Paranoid.

They were just kids in a hippy band out of Birmingham not knowing they would pave the way for thousands of bands for over 55 years.

[Download Festival @DownloadFest]

After we witnessed his incredible legacy at Back To The Beginning, Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away. Rest in Power Prince of Darkness 🖤🦇

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@currys Ribs!

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@currys Snorlax #CurrysSwitch2

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

“Ten Hag has to be sacked. He’s making this squad look worse than it is.”

1 wingback for £25M later..

“The squad is terrible. Amorim still has to go regardless if he wins Europa.”

So you’ve now worked out that the squad isn’t up to standards. Great. That’s progress.

But even AFTER that realisation you still think a manager who hasn’t even been here for 6 months and came mid-season should pay the price.

Squad incompetence should take away a competent manager having a pre-season and a summer transfer window?

I mean it makes sense. It’s easier than your favourite players paying the price, isn’t it?

A manager who has probably taken the most accountability post Fergie (even though this isn’t his fault) should go.

A manager who has seen FIRST-HAND what is wrong with this squad and will be integral to correcting it should go.

A manager who sticks to his principles. Something people DEMANDED the successor to Ten Hag to do should go.

Ironically those same people now say that Amorim should’ve adjusted to the players to prioritise results, despite slating Ten Hag for doing the same.

So basically you got what you wanted with Ten Hag leaving. You knew what to expect with a squad who had underlying numbers of a 14th/15th placed team last season.

You’ve seen it in execution. But instead of letting the guy YOU wanted build his own team, you think ANOTHER new manager is required.

That new manager will be your next target after 6 months. Why? Because we’ve seen this same cycle over and over.

This isn’t some made up TV show. This is real life. This requires actual problem solving.

Sorry for the rant but I just can’t get my head around the logic of some sections of the fanbase.

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@GailSimone They thought it was a lady at first but was actually a bear.....with glasses

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@TheDartsReferee Just take Tony O'Shea, no need for the other 99

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

I honestly can't quite believe what I've just witnessed.

[British & Irish Lions @lionsofficial]

Lion #821 signs off 🫡

Our starting Test 10 on the last Tour, and a glittering international career with @WelshRugbyUnion: congratulations on everything you achieved in the game, Dan…and thank you for everything you gave to the Lions 🙏🦁

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Royal Family owns 0.4% of the UK and 100% of the seas, for which they charge hundreds of millions of pounds a year for Wind Turbines to rent worthless ocean.

If the Royal Family was abolished this con would end, and your electricity bill would go down massively.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

just visited the GP surgery and whispered “i have mental health” to the receptionist, she winked and took me out back to a secret car dealership and allowed me to choose a free £52,000 BMW, any colour of my choice, drove it away then and there. i don’t even have a driving licence

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Today's welfare proposals include around a million disabled people losing up to £6,000 a year.

That's people who need help to eat, wash or manage their toilet needs.

It's immoral and totally unnecessary.

We should be taxing the super-rich, not punishing the vulnerable.

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@currys Was either Worms or Need For Speed, can't remember which i tried first

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@InternetH0F @YibbsPlays why am I thinking this would be you and Zoe?! 🤣🤣🤣

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The idea that a business has to make a bigger profit than the previous year otherwise it is "failing" is insane. A better measure of success is if it makes enough to pay all its staff a decent wage, everything beyond that is unnecessary. Infinite growth mindset will kill us all.

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.

[Mark Rees @BadgerBat]

@SFXmagazine @YibbsPlays 👀