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[Bode @BadgerBode]

Common sense prevailing in at least one of the major indexes.

Play by the established rules everyone else abides by and get listed on the standard timetable

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

SpaceX will reportedly not be fast-tracked into the S&P 500, per the S&P DJI

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Bode @BadgerBode]

If it was such a good company, you wouldn’t need countless waivers on every front.

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Rule changes for the SpaceX $SPCX IPO:

Index providers waived the profitability requirement and cut the seasoning window from 90 days to 5.

This forces over $30 trillion in passive 401k and retirement money to buy SpaceX at IPO valuations.

Bloomberg Intelligence estimates S&P 500 funds must absorb 19% of SpaceX's float within 6 months.

Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 funds will absorb 24%.

The rules built to protect passive investors:

1. S&P 500 has required 12 months of trading and 4 quarters of GAAP profitability since 2002. Both waived.

2. Nasdaq cut its inclusion window from 90 trading days to 15.

3. FTSE Russell cut its to 5.

All three benchmarks are now structured to buy SpaceX at IPO pricing.

[Dan Connolly @danconnolly2016]

It's official. The Montreal Canadiens are out of the playoffs and my favorite stat holds for another year. A U.S. team has won the Canadian Football League's Grey Cup (Baltimore Stallions, 1995) more recently than a Canadian team has won the NHL's Stanley Cup (Montreal, 1993).

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

That Miller lite Match Ball hit my chest on match day like Zidane

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

The Toronto Maple Leafs have won more draft lotteries than playoff series in the last 10 years.

[Bode @BadgerBode]

“And with the 20th pick of the draft, the Eagles select Kaa from Jungle Book”

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Why does Makai Lemon slither like a snake in every interview 😂🐍

[Bode @BadgerBode]

@Buccigross Bucci, @espn won’t even enable notifications 🔔 in the app for the tournament they carry.

And the NCAA thinks regionals in Sioux Falls & Albany are destination travel regionals. We need a puck czar with some common sense

[Bode @BadgerBode]

@JD_Jerbear @NCAA @NCAAIceHockey Half a dozen ESPN channels, and they’re still putting 2 of the 8 games on ESPN+

[Bode @BadgerBode]

@Buccigross Bucci, please ask @espn to enable notifications 🔔 on the app for #CawlidgeHawkey

The network carries the tournament but we can’t get score notifications from the games

[Jeremy Thiel @jeremythiel12]

Welcome back, #MarchMadness

Here’s your viewing guide for everything you'll need for the Thursday and Friday NCAA tournament games ⬇

[Roo @haulinhundos]

The NFL legal tampering period might be the least productive 48 hours of the year for anyone with a job and a Twitter account.

[Bode @BadgerBode]

@SusaninSports Making the best of a bad situation

[lena 🍊 @MCL_71]

Here is the long-awaited NCAA hockey primer! I wanted to get this out before the conference tournaments, so here is a very basic guide in case you’ve ever wanted to get into men’s college hockey. (Apologies if there are any mistakes, this is not a comprehensive guide)

[Bode @BadgerBode]

This lineup is going to pound you with 22 personnel & kill you with play action when you commit 8 to the box

[P @PPFleegrr_87]

Run the ball.

[Richie O’Leary @On3Richie]

America tomorrow at 8 AM for USA v Canada

[Bode @BadgerBode]

Hat tip to Canada here

See you boys bright & early Sunday
🇺🇸🥅🦅🍻

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

The entire country will be watching on Sunday morning as our men’s hockey team plays for Olympic gold.

To help us all celebrate Team Canada, the province will be allowing bars and restaurants across the province to sell alcohol starting at 6:00 a.m. EST.

Let’s all come together, support local businesses and cheer on Team Canada!

@douglasdowney

[Bode @BadgerBode]

@Buccigross What does Wisconsin have to do vs Michigan & then Penn State to stay alive for the tourney?

[Bode @BadgerBode]

@cgy_guy @Devin_Heroux “I didn’t cheat. I just repeatedly had a rules infraction, cussed out the Swedes when called on it, then declared all video evidence of said infraction as illegal.”

To your analogy “I wasn’t offsides, fuck you, & if I was any video evidence isn’t admissible” is a tough look.