Declan J Parker

Wildlife Conservation, Zoo Biology Undergrad @ University of Salford | Chef De Partie |

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Someone check on this man 😂🤣

[Brian | GotG Vol. 3 era @BrianScottLang]

@TEXASTITTIE NOT THIS-

[Kazz 🍉✊ @KazzJenkins]

I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding I'm a family of four.

[brendan murphy @brendan905]

I swear to god people’s Instagram stories actually look like this

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn’t include the phrase “breakup insurance”

[C @theclovecoterie]

the atheism leaving my body when my car hydroplanes

[Declan J Parker @BadGoff13]

🥰🥰🥰

[Chester Zoo @chesterzoo]

Two years ago we suffered a tragic fire...

We were left completely heartbroken 💔

But now, we'd like to welcome you back to Monsoon Forest 🌴🦧🐊🐦

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Government’s advised me to retrain as a boxer

[Dan Heath @dph87]

Every Friday at work we share our music with each other based on a theme that changes weekly. This week - band’s you’ve met. I took a liberal interpretation.
@aof_official @GeorgePettit do you remember?!?

[Rada @Gravi_Tweets]

The lil exhale at the end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[AVE. @JyasiGalloway]

That’s a portal.

[soojin ♡ @tofuujin]

my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion

[Johnny Chiodini @johnneh]

I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Happy #WorldRhinoDay. Fuck poachers, and fuck the people who pay them. If you think a rhino horn is medicine you are a stupid cunt.

[City and Colour @cityandcolour]

🖤

We chase misprinted lies
We face the path of time
And yet I fight
This battle all alone
No one to cry to
No place to call home

https://t.co/aqUpaHkOZf

#LayneStaley @AliceInChains

[Declan J Parker @BadGoff13]

@Mona_giza "This is the point of their existence"

Who tf wrote this garbage?

[Wade MacNeil @wade_macneil]

Being a band from Canada means chipping your rehearsal space out of a large block of ice to get the door open.

[Wildlife and Countryside Link @WCL_News]

36 #animalwelfare groups, and their millions of supporters, warn of public outcry if government does not commit to a #BetterDealForAnimals and enshrine essential animal protections in UK law post #Brexit @michaelgove @DefraGovUK @SueHayman1 @DavidRutley https://t.co/K9qfChUXJD

[Wildlife and Countryside Link @WCL_News]

The UK passed the first #animalwelfare laws in the world 200 years ago. But current UK government plans may water down vital animal protections post #Brexit, rather than making them ‘world-leading’. Ask your MP to back a #BetterDealForAnimals now https://t.co/WbxqR4wzrd