Bad Joke Eel

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RT if you have hair.

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Alabama kickers.

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What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.

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What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess.

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My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl. So, I have her a sticker for standing up for herself.

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Wanna hear a joke about your mom? Never mind it's cheap and dirty.

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Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I'd tap that.

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Eating clocks is time consuming.

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What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.

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A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and shouts, "Look what I almost stepped in!"

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Why are gay men so great at fashion? They've spent so much time in the closet.

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How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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When can you make a woman a millionaire? When you're a billionaire.

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What does a guy with two right feet wear to the beach? Flop-flops.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet.

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What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters.