Man who Can't Get an Erection

You'd probably say with enough staring at women online you'd get a feel for how to shape the body using pen and paper, but it's a lot harder than you'd think.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

A man's meat be foldin 📯☝️

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Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham were both killed by FOXDIE.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

The towering man walks out from behind the tanned hide curtains, donning a weathered, but skillfully frilled coat. The intricate, colorful headdress carried years deep respect and honor. He spoke, with a deep, ageless accent.
"I am, The Chief."
"But, you're a white guy."

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

Everyone at Nvidia should be put in a torture matrix for 10000 simulated years.

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Happy Lunar New Year to all the beautiful women around the world!

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

I sit atop my mountain of scrap, pondering the lasting effects of the dispersed ashes.. The crisp air pierces my lungs with every breath, the deep scent of scorched lumber, the faint smell of polyester. The rats appear to have had a meeting with Pixii's current conundrum.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

If Santa isn't real, then why is he putting presents under my tree this very instant???

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@niji_to_hoshi Very cool

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The carp is well fed by the man on the bridge, growing ever fatter. The carp grew greedy, demanding ever more meals from the man. Quickly, the carp became bloated, until he could no longer swim. The man who the carp had abused took him in, to help? No. The man was here to eat.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

Was going to try and learn how to draw people but it turns out it's hard as fuck to get proportions right so I drew Boby Burner jumping from an elevated train rail instead.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

drawing is hard af im rusty as a motherfucker

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

Just participated in my first amateur boxing match with some guy from Ecuador that kicked my ass. Doc says I've got massive internal bleeding, why didn't they put me up against some dude from SoCal that made a bunch of money from his fake job and is using it for "experiences".

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

in case anyone gets confused this is about a safeway boston cream pie

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Oh cruel mistress, how you tempt me so.
10 years I waited to see you again, to taste you once again.
Your beautiful brown exterior brings many tears to my eye.
My love for you will never waver until the day I die.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

I remember back at summer camp 1982 my best friend Geoffrey ate shit on the diving board near the lake and drowned before anyone could save him miss ya big man all those McDonald's burgers didn't help your form now did it

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

Blood vessel in my head popped and sent me straight to the hospital for a week. In 1992 I was part of a secret government op in Uzbekistan which suppressed various human rights violations in an attempt to boost their outward appearance and bring them further from Communism.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

I spent 20 years gathering enough evidence against my HOA to put those fuckers in jail. 20 years setting up cameras in their homes whenever I was invited over. You know what I got? 20 years of them doing absolutely nothing. How the fuck do you not deviate from dodgers at 6???

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

The weak and the damned shall be blinded by the light of the Lord, for his power over all transcends the bounds of their frailties and will guide them into a new life; once filled with the blessing he who shalt covet desolation will be born anew into the world of the chosen few.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

every day i go on here and see many beautiful women!

it's enough to make a grown man kill himself.

[Man who Can't Get an Erection @BadlandsChuds]

Saw a dude in downtown OKC who looked exactly like Timothy Mcveigh what the fucks going on man???