Vera Swanson

Bad luck magnet. Alchemax, Devtech, can't a scientist get a damn break? Genius for hire. (Multifandom OC, #RP18+)

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

ᴠᴇʀᴀ ꜱᴡᴀɴꜱᴏɴ
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- ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
- ᴍᴏʀᴀʟʟʏ ꜰʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ ɢᴇɴᴇᴛɪᴄɪꜱᴛ/ʙɪᴏᴍᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄᴀʟ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇᴇʀ
- ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ

"ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᴬˡᶜʰᵉᵐᵃˣ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ, ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᴰᵉᵛᵗᵉᶜʰ. ᴵˢ ⁱᵗ ᵐᵉ?"

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

If luck is a superpower, I would like to uninstall. Mine is clearly malfunctioning and I blame the manufacturer.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Honestly, at this point I'm probably going to have to go back to working fast food.

At least there I KNOW my boss is evil.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

I'm pretty sure that bad luck can't be scientifically measured, but that's not going to stop me from trying.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

You know those fail videos where the person slips on one thing into another and then splashes into a puddle of something unpleasant?

That's basically another Tuesday for me.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Take it from me, those places are slippery. I've had more than one -almost- incident.

[𝒫𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 ℬ. 𝒫𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳🕷 ─ 𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐍𝐰𝐡 @WebsOfThwip]

Eating a nice morning breakfast bento on the roof.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Sometimes it feels as if the heads of these labs just play resume roulette. Spinning in circles and picking them off one by one with their eyes closed.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Time to Google 'How to find a job that ISN'T at a company run by someone who should definitely be arrested'.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

@SquareEnix @tombraider #SquareEnixPresents

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Here's hoping everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

I wonder if Alchemax will be hiring again anytime soon. Explosions aside, it wasn't a bad gig.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Sometimes you just want to go to work and not worry about a catastrophic explosion thanks to some masked hero or other.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

I'm going to have to agree. Saw those bad girls in action up close and personal enough times to see the effort going into those strikes.

It takes some serious skill to come away with all your limbs.

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

*skill

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

You know what's cool? Like really really cool? Me. And hiring me.

Please. I'm begging you.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

At this point it sorta feels like I have 'sidekick' printed on my forehead.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

So I think I need to learn how to pick out super villains, because they keep hiring me.

Not that I'm complaining, considering how well they pay, but job security might be nice once in awhile.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

You know, I'm pretty sure that bad luck isn't a thing.

Except that it is, and I have it.

[Vera Swanson @BadLuck_Magnet]

Alright, looks like it's time to work on my resume.

Again.

You know, this is starting to become a pattern.