Bad Luck Babe

Get's a new wooden bat... Breaks on 1st swing.

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Finally gets a walk-up song. Nickelback.

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Buys new glove online. Wrong hand.

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Becomes shortstop for the cardinals and does backflip. Broken neck.

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Climbs the fence to retrieve baseball. The sandlot beast kills him.

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Parents travel hours to see him play. He doesn't get in.

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Gets new pine tar. George Brett's.

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Tries sunflower seeds for the first time in front of team. Dies.

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Pitcher walks three batters in front of him. Strikes out on three pitches.

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About to catch game winning fly ball. Ball goes through web, hits face, and team loses.

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Gets traded. To the astros.

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Dives into stands and makes an amazing catch. Umpire rules it foul ball and no out.

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Swings on 3-0 count. Pop up to catcher.

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Does somersaults after getting a big save. Sent down to triple-A.

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Gets michael jordan's old baseball cleats. Still doesn't play like mike.

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Says the GM's strategy is stupid. Billy Beane.

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Slides hard into 2nd base. Ripped pants.

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Do or die throw. Dies.

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Shows up for the 10 day road trip. A day late.

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Makes a great diving catch. Umpire rules it a hit.