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Improv cafe. Food sucks, but ppl will order tons. Waitress:OK, eggs. Anything else? Customer:Yes, and...toast W:Anything else? C:Yes,and...

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Get some cheese and crackers for tonights satellite-plummeting-to-Earth fun. I recommend de brie

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Sure, Kindergarten Cop put Dominic in the helicopter, but he never laughed. He'd tell you as much himself. "It's not a humor!"

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I'm thinking about working for a grain company. I'd tell you what the job is, but then I would have to mill you.

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While @FoxNews focuses on tax status of @MMFA, at least we can agree @AmericanAthiest is 100% defintely a non-prophet org.