Bad Roomate Robert

Bad Roomate Robert.

[Shannon Pavlock @ShannonPavlock]

*Encounter with @BadRoomieRob at the district pool* Robert creepily walks over to us- "what kinda dog is that?" Us- "uhhhh a poodle..." 😳

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

@grizzy_grant I'll give them to you when I feel like it!

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Got some ratchets over

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Help yourself to the beer in the fridge-it's not mine.

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

“@8_Semesters: I wonder if professors play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class...”

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

When I'm asked to take out the trash, I pretend like I grabbed the trash and just leave #Sneaky

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Damn, I doubt anyone will mind if I steal their pillows and blankets, right?

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Just another day at the plasma center #StackingPaper #AllDay

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

When my girlfriend combs her hair....

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Oh shit that's right I left it in your truck.

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Did you steal my wallet!?!?!

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Always a great nights sleep when I use my roommates pillows. Until someone kicked my door down while I was sleeping 😑

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Work at 3. Damn my life is so hard.

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Bro my party Friday was so dope, I'm sure you can tell by the size of this mess I haven't cleaned yet.

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Oh your girlfriends coming over? Guess I'll put pants on. She have any friends?

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Oh your Moms visiting the apartment right now? Guess I'll put pants on.

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

Think I can grab a poptart?

.....can I have another one?

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

You're going home for Easter? Sweet. Ima eat all your hot pockets.

[Bad Roomate Robert @BadRoomieRob]

I put my gum in the sink so whoever does the dishes has to throw it away