Eric Hartman

I made a game once

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@chungking151994 This seems to have skips in it. The music jumps and key bits of dialog are cut off. I tried in both VLC and MPC-HC.

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@PanchoNoch76361 That's a fearsome squad.

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I propose, with a minor amount of autism, redefining console generations by hardware capability rather than release year or "bits".

https://t.co/CnKqKYfhdC

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@MattWalshBlog That law is a weapon of your enemies that is designed to only be used against you.

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The acceleration in the use of the term "chef's kiss" is not sustainable. Something has to be done. Alternatives need to be explored.

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I have constructed a video amplifier to get clean composite video from my super pong IV console

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@esjesjesj @ShitpostRock °

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The ExtrudeX is a 3D printer filament recycler project that has raised over $200,000 on kickstarter and is probably a scam
https://t.co/QVUxhHbEU4

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The shape and dot captchas on 4chan are easily solved by Qwen3-VL-32B with no additional prompt. I suspect much simpler solutions would work as well. The scroll bar variation puts it right in the sweet spot of very annoying for humans but still trivial for bots.

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ChatGPT will refuse to help with captchas... unless you lie and say it's for some gay libtard shit.

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I was trying to see if @grok can solve 4chan captcha, but it broke and spit out its system prompt and thought process.

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Health insurance is $500/mo.
There are ~3 doctors per 1000 people.
500 * 12 * 1000 / 3 = $2,000,000 per doctor per year.
Before anyone ever gets a bill.

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The Playstation 6 will have approximately 6 exclusive titles.

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If current trends continue, sometime around 2052 Resident Evil 16 will launch simultaneously with its own remake.

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I designed a 3D printed shelf for Intellivision games. This is a vast improvement over the standard storage solution: a garbage can.
https://t.co/8jnyMGFqnP

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@Fanatical You seem to have made your some unfortunate changes to your website.
1. The game detail screenshots are now tiny
2. You have modal dialog internal ads

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@viralvideos @grok can this woman be institutionalized to protect the heath of her unborn child?

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@ericswalwell Didn't you get caught fucking a chinese spy? How are you still in office and not in jail?

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Shoutouts to @Microsoft for setting everyone's default browser back to edge with the latest windows update. It's gonna work this time for sure.

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You may not like this, but it is canonically true.