Chris

Please do not take life quite so seriously—you surely will never get out of it alive.

I turn vegetables into pork. then I turn pork into chicken wings.

[Chris @BadW0LFs]

@Art0fThinking In my best joe biden voice.... Dont

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@PatriotMike15 Duck Season...NOW SHOOT!!!

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@2nd_zoeyy I prefer my coffee orally... i tried snorting it once. Didnt go well.

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@FloraLuzz_ Lock them both in trunk. Come back in a hour. Keep the one thats happy too see you.

This is satire. Before the keyboard warriors get offended

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@its_meegaan Lettuce think about this.

Cabbage

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@Haleyvtuber_ Im played Zaxxon from a tape cassette

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@_josephine0_ Trans former orgy

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SINGLE

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@oelma__

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@Sofia50020Sofia Its an antique circumsion tool

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@Excellentsalvic Looks like a minion had a child with a bobble head.

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@elonmusk Moving to Mars is the fastest way to lose weight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There is still time, but not much time

[Chris @BadW0LFs]

@elonmusk This just proves that the earth is a flat disk shape. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Kinza1278 Nrw meaning for just plugging away

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@GuesJr27255 @Victoriara5677 Unless they were vampires and went poof

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@Gracezirn I have been not liked by more important people than you

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@theamelia___ Happy.

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@nicksortor It probably wont make past the senate

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@vxylily DILLIGAF solve this one