Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

My white coworker smells funny and it hasn’t even rained

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

The only reason Chick-fil-A ain’t busy AF at 5:30 on a Tuesday evening is it’s Cinco de Mayo. The white folks are rushing the Mexican restaurants.

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

I swear some people don’t want to be helped.

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

Damn, bitch. I guess you’re really going to play victim all you life huh?

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

I hate Pokémon fans so damn much. Y’all MFs never happy with SHIT!

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

White people, please wash your whole body... legs included

[Mr. Cheddar Bae Biscuit @BaeBiscuit]

So I really found an old coworkers NSFW account at total random 😂😂😂 I’m glad I never took him up on that roommate offer many years ago! Nigga would’ve had me BOUND 💀 I’m not gay, but I’m sure he would’ve tried me