Pony

Member of Field Exploration Team Group F at Daydream Inc.

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

🎉CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉
I got in!🪟It appears my coworker let his guard down… What a steal!!‼️🔥
Fear not, I’ll be the new owner of this account!! Though I’m willing to pass it back for a small fee!!! 👀💰✨

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

I think Assistant Manager Butterfly is kind of intimidating… It must come with being a girlboss!!!!💸💸💸

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@BSHViper “His ding dong diddly doo skibidy dop dop yes yes johnny johnny yes papa super duper uber goober ‼️” - sbong-ssi

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[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@bgoat78910 praise him praise him praise him

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@bgoat78910 We love because ■■ loved us first!!! Haha, did you forget??? Just curious!!!! Did you forget??? praise ■■

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

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[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@gyropsejin Most certainly! The customer is always right, but do let me know if you ever reconsider! After all, these services are truly hard to deny!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@bgoat78910 Lord Cat deserves the best offerings! He’s our savior, after all! Did you forget that? Did you forget ■ forget ■■ did youforget didyouforgethislightandglorypraiseLordCatpraisehimpraisehimpraiseLordCatpraisehimthelightattheendofthetunnelislordcatthehistorythatwillcometofollowis

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@gyropsejin Shit, dookie, and everything spooky!

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[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

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[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

Hello!! This is Goat-ssi… I’m currently lost in a darkness and need your help!!! Customer-nim, can you please send me 100 million won so that I can get a bus ride home??? Haha, thank you so much!!!

I want my roommate so bad

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@Minseongscig_D 3 cigarettes sound nice! I’ll put them up for about 4,000~ won each!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@KwakToes Aigoo, so rude to this businesswoman~ I sound just like him!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@Minseongscig_D Haha, yes! Apple pay??

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@SmilyStickr Add a few hundred stacks of cash in the background and I’d say so, yup!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@SmilyStickr I don’t know what you’re talking about? Haha, this is Goat-ssi from Group F! I love my roommate! See?

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@MinhThngLN67712 What is this, some sort of Mutually Assured Destruction?!?!!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

Kim Soleum-ssi where the fuck are we

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@KwakToes @DaydreamDTeamJH @SpaceShopMall No worries, customer-nim! You look like a pair of broke bums anyways, haha!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

You never see darknesses eating a nice plate of veggies. Why is it always a pulsating pile of flesh? What’s the deal with that

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@or_vla The moemaster himself!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

@Kim_Soleum__ Alrighty-tighty, Roe Deer! Let me know if you ever change your mind, haha!

[Pony @BaekilmongGoat]

I’m going to go to sleep now, so may whoever’s been throwing rocks at my window every night please cut that shit out. Thank you