Totes Baeriffic

Mostly dad jokes and a little bit of dad bod.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

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@UndercoverFlair Make sure she doesn’t use your aftershave

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@UndercoverFlair This kinda makes me want to shop there now.

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@UndercoverFlair What’s her opinion on Ted Hitchcock

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

55 crunchy tacos
55 soft tacos
55 bean burritos
55 cheesy roll ups
55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps
100 nacho fries
100 cheesy fiesta potatoes
100 doritos locos tacos (supreme)
100 crunchwraps
100 mexican pizzas
55 steak quesadillas
55 beefy melt burritos
55 spicy potato soft tacos
55 cinnabon delights
55 baja blasts
and
155 sauce packets

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@johnfreiler v harsh

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@johnfreiler He’s lovin’ it

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@SteveKasser @espn @FirstTake Jesus was on the Super Bowl

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@mixtapetully Do you follow Joe Byron

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@UndercoverFlair That last spot had me saying Howdy do that

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@UndercoverFlair Chinese food in the ceiling

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@UndercoverFlair @johnfreiler Big Nick deserved an Oscar for that performance

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@mixtapetully There’s more than one way to administer it 😉

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@JaimeGirrl The Russian guy?

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@UndercoverFlair I guess she wouldn’t have been a fan of AEW’s recent Jericho vs Ishii match then

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@johnfreiler I want to “like” this tweet many more times, but I guess there can only be one.

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@mixtapetully Get in the flask

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@johnfreiler And they always go right to the physical challenge. Come on!