Shannon

you can’t spell community without coma

[aarøn. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

if you ever feel safe just remember im out there

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

How it felt trying to convince everyone I met this weekend to watch Industry

[ash @xxdarkcandyxx]

im going to kill myself do you guys want anything

[Garlic Fry Ry @GarlicFryRy]

Lord please take away all of Punch’s pain away and give it to anybody associated with the @Dodgers instead

[mimi @junandot]

friday night watching men attempt to figure skate man i should be at the club

[lili⭐︎¹²🤙🏼 @adhdnelli]

never ask what happened at the milano cortina olympics 2026 men's figure skating

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not the way i do it

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Where can you buy those big ass coats that NFL QBs wear on the sideline

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from yearning

[Ole Dude @NahImNotDecent]

This one of them tweets that’s gone have you waking up with a bag over your head in an undisclosed location

[svrp @shereeserenee]

I love using corporate terms in my daily life, regards bitch

[🦢 @meishato]

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

you can always quit your job and then when you run out of money just kill yourself.