͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[ً. @abhorarchive]

at least curse me a little at the very end.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Worst breakfast food:

Bagels.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Finally! Silence.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Thought so. Hence why I have this!

( pulls out a fuckin gun )

[ᕈ𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐄𝕽 @girldadfailure]

no.

i’m not.

i need you to come here, so you can carry out your threat.

i’m totally not going to web you up and put you in containment.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Hey, I feel like you are making a reference to something. I’m keeping my distance and ruining the reference.

[ᕈ𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐄𝕽 @girldadfailure]

get as close as you can, the spot™️

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Really? No resistance? This it?

[ᕈ𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐄𝕽 @girldadfailure]

hurry up then

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

For instance! I'm going to kill you.

[ᕈ𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐄𝕽 @girldadfailure]

oh my god he’s going to blow up

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Y’know, I’m tired of being made fun of. I’m not going to be a laughingstock any longer.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

❝ Ain’t it obvious? I have no facial features. ❞

Just pointing at his featureless void that was his face.

[ᅠ * ﹅ 𝓻ᵉn͜͡ai͟s͟s͟a͟n͟c͟e͟ ˘ ✘ 𝒃𝐢𝐫𝐝 𓅐 、 . @ARTEMVULTURIS]

ᅠ
𝕸ERA͟V͟I͟GLI໑SA BE͜͡LLAℤℤA
ᅠ

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

e x a c t l y -

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Well! I stole an entire bakery’s worth! So, we are going to be here for a while!

( making a portal next to them and tossing a bagel through the said portal )

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

Not my fault !
I just remind everyone that I am
created by a tragic event and people
keep asking.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

❝ I can’t eat it- ❞

Tossing another one.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

And with that, there go his stolen sunglasses as they go flying out of his clutches into the spiders.

❝ No way, pal. I spent too much time stealing those sunglasses. ❞

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

https://t.co/GFBK3qgtsv

Maybe it's just my anxiety getting to me, but am I annoying? I feel like I can be.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

UPDATE: Challenged failed.

I stole a pair of sunglasses.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

(Day 1) of not trying anything evil.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

(Day 1) of not trying anything evil.

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

.....
perhaps..

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

no . that's a lie .
I- I my life means something .
I am meant to ruin Spider-Man's
life .

[͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 「 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠 」 @BAGELEFFECT]

exactly ! besides
the insane part .