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[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

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[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

Toph inventing metal bending was insane and she escapes from her mother

#AvatarTheLastAirbender

[bum @BattleRapBum]

AY DIOS MÍO

[Ms5000Watts @Ms5000Watts]

Bring back Wild Hearts. An actual monster hunting game that had unique mechanics and was genuinely fun. Change the name and do another one please God

[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

@Lakaka27089 my condolences

[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

respectfully, who asked for this yg album?

[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

@tobilou memphis

[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Adrián 🦂 @ElAlacrancillo_]

Imagina que te toca jugar contra JAPÓN y de repente empieza a sonar este rolón 😱

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Messi at 18, Messi at 28, Messi at 38:

[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

@frecce it’s because we respect the culture. the hard working attitude of the people, and the respectfulness. those who show us respect get it returned 10 fold.

japan being underdogs inspires, as we have been that for a long time too. so we see a lot of similarities.

[BAGEL @BAGELODON]

@oidonhagouda because

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

- quien es el mejor del mundo aiii tiki tiki
- hshdjs basta boludo
- quien es el mejor del mundo???? Aaaiii tikitikitiki
- jshdjsj yoo

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

- quien es el mejor del mundo aiii tiki tiki
- hshdjs basta boludo
- quien es el mejor del mundo???? Aaaiii tikitikitiki
- jshdjsj yoo

[SiempreEnLaNoticia @S_EnLaNoticia]

Le preguntamos a coreanos: ¿Qué mexicano conocen? 🇲🇽

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia_]

MEXICO 🇲🇽🦆

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Están viviendo el sueño.