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[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

When you finally own a gun and you hear someone breaking in at 3am.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience

[𝔏𝔢𝔩𝔬 🥷🏾🇿🇦 @KingPumza]

Slave masters 200 years ago:

[Simmy 🇳🇦 @simeonaccount]

Being sold to another taxi is an experience you can't even explain😂

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is an insane headline

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

"Close your books. We are going to the computer lab"

[Mᴜʏɪᴡᴀ @Mussprince_seal]

Getting a low haircut >>

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

this mf in a wheel chair

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

Look at the economy, it’s a terrible time to be going after women.

[a @boopyape]

“Girl, the tariffs…” is the new excuse I’m using to not go out

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

It’s not a loss if you don’t sell

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

You get off work, blink and it’s 10pm

[jordy ⭐️ @SANRIOJORDY]

our parents were right, its definitely the phones!

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐗 @Adio_dan]

If you wear glasses we expect a lot from you academically

[Ikechukwuuu🥀 @gottabelockedin]

High school was too funny. They’ll see an introvert with social anxiety and give them "best behaved" lmaoo

[Daniel @danielholkss]

Does anyone have any random fun facts about a very niche subject. I'm bored and love learning random things

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

A villain can't use an iPhone in a movie.
Apple exclusive has it in their policy with movie directors.

If a person in a movie uses an iPhone, they're either the protagonist or the neutral cast.