Harrison Bagwell

Caterpillar Heavy Machinery enthusiast, lover of all things fossil fuels, master of the fine arts, ex-professional bull rider/crude oil trader

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

Considering Franchising a White Castle, still have my quant running the nombres and pending corporates approval to the proposed Joey Logano slider pack special, however everything seems to be checking out…more to come, stay tuned. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

@bo_macka imagine if your name was Qox Macka

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Closing thoughts… Monkey mode activated, the Pryce was right. GBR.

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

Venezuela celebrating the WBC like we didn’t take all of their oil, let’s let them have this one

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

@PalantirTech looking for a deep dive investigation into the Paramount issues tonight. Bagwell inc. believes there were certain parties involved. @grok can you confirm?

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

Forgot the baddest motherfucker belt meant who can lay on the other guy the longest. @paramountplus next time you have service issues on a dog shit fight please at least wait until the fight is over until the tech guy from Uzbekistan figures his shit out.
-Bagwell

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

I smell a wreck… Logano lurking in the speed slot in that 22 car

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Where is Molly McGrath! Someone pull Kalen Deboer’s head out of his ass!!!!

[Bobby Baccalieri @rileywallis55]

There are two types of people in this world. Those who dress up in costume at work on Halloween, and those who do not.

[Bo X. Macka, Ph.D @bo_macka]

I have come to the conclusion Nick Saban was ritualistically farming the souls of Vanderbilt players throughout his tenure at Alabama. Launching my own independent investigation…

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

@rileywallis55 Buy the rumor buy the news!!

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Adonei Mitchell just cost us the Mecca, #fortheshoe

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If there was one thing that could save a US Ryder cup defeat, it’s Molly McGrath. Jarvis, teleport Molly on 14th hole of JJ Spauns 30ft putt

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

Something about having the Zips, UAB, Cal/PJ Fleck and Air Force In the YouTube quad box brings a tear to ole Bagwell. #SimpleJack type shi

[Phil “McCrackin” Mickelson @Phil_McKrackin8]

I think if we as a society really focus in on reposting even more Instagram stories, everything will be fixed

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

Jenny Taft could catch it

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Phil, please excuse my dear aunt Sally. X capped me on characters. I coulda dropped a short novel cussing out Mr cuck Deboer

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

My earlier comment about people with bumper stickers and being put down No country for Old men style Kalen Deboer deserves worst, the worst form of water boarding mixed with high altitude sickness would be light work to what ole Bagwell would do if he got his grubby mitts on this

[Harrison Bagwell @BagwellHarrison]

“Cumshot” Chimaev…getting this outa the way- he would kill me- but FUCK can we maybe do what you were born to do-Fuck a mofo up? Quit boa constricting dudes for 25 min and fucking fight

[Phil “McCrackin” Mickelson @Phil_McKrackin8]

Away game (buddy’s grill), bullpen game, gonna be a scrappy finish to the series